You Tube Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxT5NwQUtVM

This is the url of a hilarious video of Anita Renfroe, a female stand-up comic. She sings, in the span of 2 minutes, 55 seconds, everything that a Mom would say to her children in the course of a day. She does this to the tune of the William Tell Overture and it is done so quickly and with such enthusiasm, that it is hard to make out everything she is saying the first time you listen to it. The more often you replay it, the more humourous it becomes because you hear new funny stuff each time.
Enjoy.